jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away



d0nn0:

golfgoober:

d0nn0:

Im hungover and i gained like 500 in a night and hit 17k

Oh I thought you meant you gained that much weight and then hit 17k pounds

Yes i hit 17,000 pounds thanks for the support everyone



futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"


dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it


alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole


floeette:

obama means family. family means no government gets shut down


internetbae:

relationship goals


internetbae:

relationship goals


homophobias:

youtube knows me so well

image

image


coolest-cat-in-town:

officialunitedstates:

why do only old people drive beige cars

officialunitedstates, asking the real questions


striders:

egberts:

to the wonderwindow to the wonderwall

till the sweat drop down my wonderballs


ivysaw:

ivysaw:

I THINK MY MUM IS WATCHING PORN

never mind it’s game of thrones