if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
when your mom says she’ll just be a minute
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up